What happened to the Hell Raising days of Rock and Roll, we used to
have Keith Moon, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Iggy Pop, Lemmy.
Now we've Chris Martin, Jonny Borrell and that fat one from Keane.
The only person you can rely on for a decent piece of Rock and Roll
mayhem is Doherty. But then when he does something remotely outrages we
all shake our fists at him and resent him for it.
It's true WE'VE TURNED INTO OUR PARENTS.
Today go out and do something Richards and Moon would be proud of. Go
and get drunk and start a bar brawl, tell your boss to stick his job,
go and p**s on the neighbours cat.
Yeah show them Rock and Roll is still alive.
<gasps>wow</gasps>
(I almost scard myself then).
